cryoverkiltmilk:

Here’s the beefy boy.

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bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

shysweetthing:

imhellafit-personal:

sailed-0ut:

Please don’t hesitate

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

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dankmemesreasonforliving:

a-writers-insanity:

I heard cursive is dying. I want to see who still uses it.

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nadjasdolly:

officialbarbie:

its literally so fucking wild seeing people your age having kids on purpose now

The older I get the funnier this is.

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anxietyproblem:

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chronosamurai:

jp299:

snailmily:

snailmily:

haha look at this little dude

20/04/2019

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neddel:

may the last months of 2017 be the plot twist you have been waiting for

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